Meet Greg.
Greg is a whale shark, which means he is technically the largest fish in the sea.
Greg himself is about 1.25in tall.
Please don’t bring this up.
He enjoys leisurely swims, is a snackaholic, and has never been in a hurry to be anywhere and sees no reason to start now.
Hand sculpted from polymer clay, pastels, and glossed with resin, every Greg comes complete with his signature spots, tiny dorsal fins, and the gentle expression of a man who’s just been told the buffet is “all you can eat”.
Greg is available in 2 convenient sizes and 1 accessory option for companionship:
Desk Buddy Greg: Full sized. Robust. Dependable. Perfect for supervising emails, guarding your coffee, or staring off into the distance thinking about the next meal while you accomplish things he has no intention of helping with.
Keychain Greg: All the emotional support of Desk Buddy Greg, now portable. Clip him to your keys, bag, belt loop, wherever you feel could benefit from the presence of a VERY large fish with absolutely nowhere else to be.
Accessories: Glittered or not, Greg looks great either way. He’s just happy to be here. Never at an additional cost. We just like glitter over here.
Each Greg is handmade, so slight variations in shape, spots, and overall rotundity are normal. Please do not body shame Greg. He is built exactly as the sea intended.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 1.75in width x 2.0in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
Meet Greg.
Greg is a whale shark, which means he is technically the largest fish in the sea.
Greg himself is about 1.25in tall.
Please don’t bring this up.
He enjoys leisurely swims, is a snackaholic, and has never been in a hurry to be anywhere and sees no reason to start now.
Hand sculpted from polymer clay, pastels, and glossed with resin, every Greg comes complete with his signature spots, tiny dorsal fins, and the gentle expression of a man who’s just been told the buffet is “all you can eat”.
Greg is available in 2 convenient sizes and 1 accessory option for companionship:
Desk Buddy Greg: Full sized. Robust. Dependable. Perfect for supervising emails, guarding your coffee, or staring off into the distance thinking about the next meal while you accomplish things he has no intention of helping with.
Keychain Greg: All the emotional support of Desk Buddy Greg, now portable. Clip him to your keys, bag, belt loop, wherever you feel could benefit from the presence of a VERY large fish with absolutely nowhere else to be.
Accessories: Glittered or not, Greg looks great either way. He’s just happy to be here. Never at an additional cost. We just like glitter over here.
Each Greg is handmade, so slight variations in shape, spots, and overall rotundity are normal. Please do not body shame Greg. He is built exactly as the sea intended.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 1.75in width x 2.0in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
