Meet Bartholomew.
Given he’s a bull shark, Bartholomew prefers us to not make assumptions based on his appearance, work history, or allegations.
He’s a gentleman. He has manners. He has never bitten anyone.
His attorney has advised us to stop there.
Despite recent news around bull sharks, Bartholomew is pretty content hanging out, looking dapper, and being a supervisor while you get your work done. Absolutely no funny business going on with him.
Bartholomew comes in 3 companion sizes and 1 accessory option:
Desk Buddy: Full sized. Full attitude. Bartholomew is perfect for desks, bookshelves, and a great resident addition in your personal reef collection. He quietly oversees your tasks from a distance. He has urges and knows how to control them most of the time.
Mini Desk Buddy: Everything encompassing full sized desk buddy, but mini.
Keychain: Take him everywhere you go. Inflict fear on your mortal enemies. Or just show off how proper he is on your keys, backpack, wherever you need a little extra protection.
Accessories: Glittered or not, Bartholomew looks great either way. Never at an additional cost. We just like glitter over here.
Each Bartholomew is handmade, so slight variations in shape, color, and internal thoughts are completely normal.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 1.75in width x 2.5in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
Meet Bartholomew.
Given he’s a bull shark, Bartholomew prefers us to not make assumptions based on his appearance, work history, or allegations.
He’s a gentleman. He has manners. He has never bitten anyone.
His attorney has advised us to stop there.
Despite recent news around bull sharks, Bartholomew is pretty content hanging out, looking dapper, and being a supervisor while you get your work done. Absolutely no funny business going on with him.
Bartholomew comes in 3 companion sizes and 1 accessory option:
Desk Buddy: Full sized. Full attitude. Bartholomew is perfect for desks, bookshelves, and a great resident addition in your personal reef collection. He quietly oversees your tasks from a distance. He has urges and knows how to control them most of the time.
Mini Desk Buddy: Everything encompassing full sized desk buddy, but mini.
Keychain: Take him everywhere you go. Inflict fear on your mortal enemies. Or just show off how proper he is on your keys, backpack, wherever you need a little extra protection.
Accessories: Glittered or not, Bartholomew looks great either way. Never at an additional cost. We just like glitter over here.
Each Bartholomew is handmade, so slight variations in shape, color, and internal thoughts are completely normal.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 1.75in width x 2.5in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
