Meet the locals, hand sculpted from clay, love, and a little caffeine.
cutesy • hand sculpted • resin finished • durable • hand painted •
cutesy • hand sculpted • resin finished • durable • hand painted •
New Residents!
Meet Carl.
Carl is a crab. That’s pretty much his whole résumé.
Hand sculpted from polymer clay and glossed for extra strength, this big guy -massive, even- has 6 legs, 2 claws, and the aura of a personality hire.
Carl is just happy to be here.
Carl comes in 2 convenient sizes of companionship:
Desk Buddy Carl: perfect for desks, protecting your bookshelf, moral support, and for anyone who has ever looked at a crab and thought yeah, let’s try and bring that home.
Keychain Carl: Same claws. Same confidence. Now portable. Clip him to your keys, backpack, or phone so he can silently judge you everywhere you go.
Each Carl is handmade, so slight variations in shape, color, and claws are part of his charm. Please do not ask him to hold a mug or do taxes.
Desk Buddy Approx. size: 1.75in width x 1.25in height
All Minis and Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
Meet Hattie.
In the wild, humpbacks are known for their spectacular breaches, haunting songs, and migrations that span thousands of miles.
Hattie is known for sitting on your desk and that’s enough for us. She comes in 1 companion size and 1 accessory option:
Desk Buddy Hattie: One exclusive size because she’s perfect just as she is.
Accessories: Hattie comes with the option of being glittered. Never at an additional cost. We just like glitter over here.
Each Hattie is handmade, so slight variations in shape, color, and spots are completely normal and part of her charm.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 1.25in height x 2.0in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
Meet Greg.
Greg is a whale shark, which means he is technically the largest fish in the sea.
Greg himself is about 1.25in tall.
Please don’t bring this up.
He enjoys leisurely swims, is a snackaholic, and has never been in a hurry to be anywhere and sees no reason to start now.
Hand sculpted from polymer clay, pastels, and glossed with resin, every Greg comes complete with his signature spots, tiny dorsal fins, and the gentle expression of a man who’s just been told the buffet is “all you can eat”.
Greg is available in 2 convenient sizes and 1 accessory option for companionship:
Desk Buddy Greg: Full sized. Robust. Dependable. Perfect for supervising emails, guarding your coffee, or staring off into the distance thinking about the next meal while you accomplish things he has no intention of helping with.
Keychain Greg: All the emotional support of Desk Buddy Greg, now portable. Clip him to your keys, bag, belt loop, wherever you feel could benefit from the presence of a VERY large fish with absolutely nowhere else to be.
Accessories: Glittered or not, Greg looks great either way. He’s just happy to be here. Never at an additional cost. We just like glitter over here.
Each Greg is handmade, so slight variations in shape, spots, and overall rotundity are normal. Please do not body shame Greg. He is built exactly as the sea intended.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 1.75in width x 2.0in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.
Meet Raymond. His friends call him Ray.
We acknowledge this creates some redundancy, but it’s far too late to change the paperwork.
This sea pancake spends its days gliding on the ocean floor, flapping its wings enthusiastically, and mostly just looking for knick knacks to shade from the sun.
There are 3 companion sizes, 3 color variations, and 2 accessory options:
Desk Buddy Raymond: Full sized. Free range. Perfect for desks, nightstands, in your kitchen to remind you that pancakes are superior to waffles. Yeah, we said it.
Mini Desk Buddy Raymond: We would argue to say the name speaks for itself.
Keychain Raymond: Portable Raymond. Clip him to your keys, bento box, bag, or really wherever you want a clueless sidekick.
Colors: Sea Blue, Sunset Pink, Deep Depth Purple
Accessories: Dots and/or glittered for flair. Never at an additional cost.
Each Raymond is handmade, so slight variations in shape, color, wingspan and amount of brain cells are completely normal.
Desk Buddy approx. size: 2.0in width x 2.5in length
All Minis & Keychain companions are about half the size of the Desk Buddy.
Please allow 1-2 week turn around time as all products are made to order.